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Asynchronus club - group of people that are not insync
= do not like N'Sync. |
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Most often heard quote: I'd do her.
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Second most often heard quote:
I'd do her too. |
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Third often heard quote: Today is
a good day (after failing a test and walking through a row of blonds) |
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You are an ass. |
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I'm dumb. |
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2 Dudes starring at the smoking
toaster oven...
1: Dude its the bread. It's the bread!!! DUDE, IT'S THE BREAD!!!
2: Huh? What?
(smoke covers the kitchen)
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1: Hey, guys, did you burn
something in the oven?
2: *Silence*
1: Did you burn something?
2: Yeh, pizza
1: Why does it smell like burnt paper?
2: We put pizza on top of the pizza box
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Dude 1 is drinking freshly squeezed
Tropicana Pure Premium juice...
Dude 2 located 6 feet away looking around in puzzlement: I swear it smells like oranges for some
reason. |
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1: What good are you for?
2: General merriment |
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The Playboy Advisor, April 2002
My wife is a vegetarian. She's worried that she might be
ingesting meat by-products when she swallows my semen. Can you put her
mind at ease? J.F., Toms River, New Jersey
Holly shit!!! What the heck is their
problem? She puts something often referred to as "meat" in her
mouth and she is worried about "by-products"? Damn, she should
be worried what positions to try, not what the semen is made of. |
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The Playboy Advisor, April 2002
Is there such a thing as three-dimensional porn? If so,
where can I buy it? G.H., Pueblo, Colorado
You don't need to buy it. Just open
your eyes during sex. PA |
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You are hanging out with us now,
pride has got nothing to do with it.
- Ice Age |
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Today it's half the price and
twice the size!!! -Me, on Halloween 2003 trying to get more clients ;) |
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"Christians are like the common
cold--there's just so many different kinds out there." - Brian Schwartz |
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