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- Me

Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.


- Mario Puzo, 'TheGodfather'

About Me

For all of you out there still trying to figure out whose webpage it is, well, it is mine.

The name is Mikhail (pronounced Mee-hail)  and in case you did not figure it out, clicking on my name will actually let you hear the correct pronunciation.

As for my last name... well, you won't be able to pronounce it anyways, so why bother embarrassing yourself?

Something that I might not have made clear on this page before, is that I am Russian. No, I do not drink vodka 12 times a day. No, it is not always snowing in Russia. And yes, I do have an accent, and so far everyone liked it.




BASIC STATS

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Nicknames: Vbone, Voron, RussianRocket, The Russian, Russia, Veronuker aka The Nuker, I-can't-pronounce-your-name

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B-day: 420 1982 (yes, haha, very funny)

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B-place: Moscow, Russia

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(Im)migration path: 1994-Canada 1996-California

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Current Occupation: College Student at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, majoring in Electrical Engineering and minoring in business administration.

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Hobbies: Girls, Sleeping (yet I spend very little time at it), Girls, Cars of all kinds, Girls that like cars, Running (was on x-country and track team in hs, still run sometimes), Girls that can run (but not as fast as me, can't catch otherwise), Music, Girls that like Music, Humor!!!

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Music: Rock, Alternative, Rap, trance and a lot of different stuff that I have hard time categorizing.

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Looks: Film cannot handle my stunning beauty… but there was a couple times that it happened, my pic at the beginning of senior year (damn, that was sooooo long ago!!!) is one.

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Ok, in case you are still wondering, I am 5'8" and 148 lbs (yeh, working out took its toll on me), some say I look 130lbs, well, the rest is character then. My hair is there and my eyes are green. In case you missed it, I like to run and work out almost religiously, so I am in pretty good shape, my client's like me ;)

 

MORE STATS

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Animal: Grey Wolf, Siberian Tiger

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Artists/Music:  Weezer, Linkin Park, Offspring, Linking Park, Rammstein, Eminem, ATB, Paul van Dyke, Darude, also check out my playlist

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Car: Audi RS4 (the one and only)

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Celebrities: Laetitia Casta, Sung Hi Lee, Kaila Yu, Estella Warren, Katie Price, 

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DAMAGE
Taken: Fractured pinky, 3 scars on the head, shifted and bruised knee caps, hereditary - migraines
Dealt: bleeding noses, bruised bodies, destroyed self-esteems and... aching hearts?

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Food: The ones within my hand's reach

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Games: GT3 A-Spec, Quake III, Diablo II (yes, I admit it.

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Magazine: Car&Driver and Playboy (YES, I read the articles, check out Jet Li interview), FHM, Stuff, Maxim.

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Movie: Snatch, American Beauty, Pitch Black, Thomas Crown Affair, Titan AE, Twin Warriors, Payback, Final Fantasy, Existenz, Dogma, Les Pacte Des Loupes, Vanilla Sky

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Actors: Jet Li, John Cussack, Pierce Brosnan, Charlize Theron,  Catherine Zeta-Jones, Salma Hayek, Johnny Depp.

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Music Track: Aura--Better Than You, POD--Anything Right, Xzibit--Don't Approach Me,  Soul Asylum's Runaway Train, Obie Trice's Cheers.

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Pet Peeves:  You!!!

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Razor: Gillette Mach3, triple the cutting ability, triple the bleeding quantity 

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