Whatever does not kill me,
makes me sleepy
- Me
Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
- Mario Puzo, 'TheGodfather'
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About Me
For all of you out there still
trying to figure out whose webpage it is, well, it is mine.
The name is Mikhail
(pronounced Mee-hail) and in case you did not figure it out,
clicking on my name will actually let you hear the correct
pronunciation.
As for my last name... well, you won't be able to
pronounce it anyways, so why bother embarrassing yourself? Something
that I might not have made clear on this page before, is that I am
Russian. No, I do not drink vodka 12 times a day. No, it is not always snowing in Russia. And yes, I do have
an accent, and so far everyone liked it. |
BASIC
STATS
 | Nicknames: Vbone,
Voron, RussianRocket, The Russian, Russia, Veronuker aka The Nuker, I-can't-pronounce-your-name
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 | B-day:
420 1982 (yes, haha, very funny) |
 | B-place:
Moscow, Russia |
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(Im)migration path:
1994-Canada 1996-California
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Current Occupation:
College Student at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, majoring in Electrical
Engineering and minoring in business administration.
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Hobbies:
Girls, Sleeping (yet I spend very little time at it), Girls, Cars of
all kinds, Girls that like cars, Running (was on x-country and track
team in hs, still run sometimes), Girls that can run (but not as
fast as me, can't catch otherwise), Music, Girls that like Music,
Humor!!!
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Music:
Rock, Alternative, Rap, trance and a lot of different stuff that I
have hard time categorizing.
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Looks:
Film cannot handle my stunning beauty… but there was a couple
times that it happened, my pic at the beginning of senior
year (damn, that was sooooo long ago!!!) is one.
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Ok, in case you are still
wondering, I am 5'8" and 148 lbs (yeh, working out took its toll on
me), some say I look 130lbs, well, the rest is character then. My
hair is there and my eyes are green. In case you missed it, I like
to run and work out almost religiously, so I am in pretty good
shape, my client's like me ;)
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MORE
STATS
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Animal:
Grey
Wolf, Siberian Tiger |
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Artists/Music:
Weezer,
Linkin Park, Offspring, Linking Park, Rammstein, Eminem, ATB, Paul van Dyke, Darude,
also check
out my playlist
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Car: Audi
RS4 (the one and only)
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Celebrities:
Laetitia Casta, Sung Hi Lee, Kaila Yu,
Estella Warren, Katie Price,
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DAMAGE
Taken:
Fractured pinky, 3 scars on the head, shifted and bruised knee caps,
hereditary - migraines
Dealt: bleeding noses, bruised
bodies, destroyed self-esteems and... aching hearts?
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Food: The
ones within my hand's reach
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 | Games:
GT3 A-Spec, Quake III, Diablo II (yes, I admit it.
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Magazine: Car&Driver
and Playboy (YES, I read the articles, check out Jet Li
interview), FHM, Stuff, Maxim.
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 | Movie: Snatch,
American Beauty, Pitch Black, Thomas Crown Affair, Titan AE, Twin
Warriors, Payback, Final Fantasy, Existenz, Dogma, Les Pacte Des
Loupes, Vanilla Sky
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 | Actors: Jet Li,
John Cussack, Pierce Brosnan, Charlize Theron, Catherine
Zeta-Jones, Salma Hayek, Johnny Depp.
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 | Music Track: Aura--Better
Than You, POD--Anything Right, Xzibit--Don't Approach
Me, Soul
Asylum's
Runaway Train, Obie Trice's Cheers.
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Peeves: You!!!
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Razor:
Gillette Mach3, triple the cutting ability, triple the bleeding
quantity
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